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Maddy. 18. Minnesota.
Occasionally when a grape is thrown at my face I am able to catch it in my mouth.

jaredhower:

i hate when i wear a skirt or dress somewhere and people ask me why i’m dressed so fancy like i don’t need an occasion to free my legs from the constraints of pants thank you very much

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

blackphoenix77:

bilt2tumble:

corpsepose:

happy easter

Yeeeaaahhhh… Ummm… No.

Yeah, I didn’t need to sleep tonight….

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

rainsandblackbirds:

ronald-sleazley:

castiowl:

I’m laughing way too hard at awkward!Snape just standing there.

Snape is standing there like

“Oh no don’t mind me I can’t see anything that you’re doing at all because this book is so interesting and it is so close to my face that I can’t see anything other than this book right here in front of my face.”

I HAVE NEVER NOTICED SNAPE IN THIS SCENE

WHAT IS THIS

cistro:

ill never make the first move so u may aswell start talking to me

Anonymous said: is it possible to draw how awkward it is to decide whether or not to hold the door open for someone who you can't tell whether or not is too far away to be awkward?

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elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.
basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.

elletiburon:

sometimes when I’m angry or stressed or sad I think about whales just swimming around in the ocean, doing whale shit. like, they’re the biggest goddamn mammals on the planet. they don’t have time for little problems. there’s too much chill-ass whale shit to do.

basically what I am saying is that whales are my happy place.